1.How to Become a Virgin
They, the people
Done like your dinner
Taping fur to your back
does not make you a werewolf
Just like dying dads,
or already dead dads
Chance must be systematically explored
when dressed up like christman beef
2.Who Wants a Dose of the Clap？
No man of cloth
-gonna go through my wallet
No mercenary
-gonna make CIA
...mash
...food-on the few remaining molars
...hear
...flies-steaks are cooking, come inside
Sinking in the
same sack of
salivating quicksand
Drown or row？ Drown, Drone
3.Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
Seemed like the right thing to do at the time
but Dr. quackenfish is in the driver's seat now.
Aesthetically pleased to the point of ambivalence.
Canadian bacon-y self-fulfilling prophecy
take the time to drown in your own spit
Yes. We are talking about you.
4.Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
Santa Claus hijack, fuck-a-rama
always getting a good look
at the meat rack
Before shooting blanks into a loaded crowd
Hypothetical hunger is not directly proportional to hypothetical
appetite
5.The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
Dear Mr. So and So
Wait until it's over
Nothing is King now
and Nothing's getting older
That jerk lives like
a missle with
his pecker (in) one hand and
his pooper (in the) other
What about the paperwork
-bowels working overtime
Feed the faxes apple dumplings
-pay that fucker overtime
hey there bossman
-fickle fucker
hey there bossman
-fickle fucker buy me dinner
6.Perils of Believing in Round Squares
Reason and logic have been thrown out the window. a jesus fish
won't save you (from a car crash). fanatic fits (will only) lead
to a mental diaper rash. no matter how you look at it, worm food
is worm food. reason and logic have been thrown out the window,
the scoundrels just don't know it yet.
7.Flash's Theme
Flash - Ah - Saviour of the universe
Flash - Ah - He'll save ev'ry one of us
Seemingly there is no reason for these
Extraordinary intergalactical upsets (ha ha ha)
What's happening Flash？
Only Dr Hans Zarkov formerly at N A S A
Has provided any explanation
Flash - Ah - He's a miracle
This mornings unprecedented solar eclipse
Is no cause for alarm
Flash - Ah - King of the impossible
He's for ev'ry one of us
Stand for ev'ry one of us
He'll save with a mighty hand
Ev'ry man ev'ry woman ev'ry child
With a mighty Flash
General Kaka Flash Gordon approaching
What do you mean Flash Gordon approaching？
Open fire all weapons
Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body
Flash - Ah
Gordon's alive
Flash - Ah - He'll save ev'ry one of us
Just a man with a man's courage
He knows nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No one but the pure in heart
May find the golden grail oh oh oh oh
Flash Flash I love you
But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth
Flash
8.Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
Split the genes with a walking asshole.
Producing some of that high grade Formica.
Yea. No. Maybe. So.
When six becomes nine, and nine becomes six.
Never leave the house fully erect, one might fall and break it
right off.
9.Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs
Now you can manhandle the maladriot missile.
Now you can fabricate the fabulous flight forte.
Delcepts, titiods, altiques and other muscle groups that don't
exist.
10.Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
Oh scandal! Oh scandalous! Oh murder! Oh murderous! Loaded gun,
open crowd.
I run the riot now that ruby red devil was a cold-blooded
killer.
I run the riot now with a high caliber action machine.
Die 'em all dead. I kill, now you die Jackals, now you die.
11.Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby
Drained blood from your own spine in a trophy.
Dead skin cells drip charity crumbs.
Biting the hand that feeds,
Deemed an unhealthy meal.
When slipping on someone else's elbow grease,
Gurgling devices loose their appetite.
Mirages seem to commission blame,
While pointing the finger cracks the mirror.
12.Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
(Considering it's bribery) highway robbery.
Though I'd adamantly refuse the airtight reflex restraints.
A scabby Achilles tendon for your placebo pills, your last
offer？
Okay buddy, you got yourself a deal.
Endorphins and dopamine calculated and disturbing.
Ambassador for the susceptible swallowed the wrong fallacy
13.Flight of the Wounded Locust
Insturmental
14.Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
A wolf remains a wolf even if it has eaten your sheep.
The effects of long hours at the tanning salon.
Outgrowing cacti, so on and so forth. Uh huh, yeah.
15.Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
Passed down, tuned in, turned on, face down.
Loose screws swallowed sometimes stick out.
Stomach acid exceeding blood,
Victory factory all tapped-out.
Conveyor belt hobbies seldom furnish in unfamiliar settings.
The ultimate dependence shower.
Sore thumb sandwich tastes great at this point.
The nervous system never had it so good.
16.This Is Radio Surgery
Avoid the hooplah - so place all your bets.
Wounded insects eating their pets,
Dumb down tall sects must cleat all debts.
Face knew nothing of the matter,
Indicators = splatter, splatter!
17.Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition
Picking the scabs off regret because it doesn't seem to be your
birthday yet.
Spotting and removing the fly from the ointment.
A beautician looking for a good source of nutrition.
A fool can get the cattle to start to drool.
18.Sever the Toes
Rabid rabbit. Fill your bellies while they feed you lies.
Complacently watch our earth's demise.
What means convenience to a starving race.
Gangrenous sores start to appear.
All because of humanities' fear.
19.Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle
Dad, sister is on fire. shut up and get the marshmallows. dad, i
don't like little brother. shut up and eat what i give you.
let's go. this damn dollar has got to get me two. dad i'm tired
of running in circles. shut up or i'll nail your other foot to
the floor.
20.Moth-Eaten Deer Head
Damn it jim, i'm not a magician. and actually not even a doctor.
i'm not a fucking doctor. a cuckoo clock never gives the right
time. we swim up stream for the cuckoo's dream. it's no surprise
just how low some will go.
21.Brand New Set of Teeth
When wet behind the ears get on those bees knees. you can carry
the torch that's never lit. because the ossified fuck grows
those horse feathers. carry the torch that's never lit.
22.How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
Cracking skulls, tearing flesh. have another heart attack. send
'em in, send 'em in, why don't you try pushing all the goddamn
buttons. maybe just one of them will suffice. go back to the
golf course. if the shoe fits, fuck it. confidence minimally
confirmed, the more unsuspecting conclusions occur. self model
shoe-switching correlation may be dyslexic. folded and removed,
all signs of any research. 2 + 2 not equal to 4, hours and hours
of frequency tampering. not to mention variables, reconstructing
codes of silence. when flies ate men, the procrastinating never
started.
23.Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
Gee, how seemingly so tranquilized. pull the plug that
anticipates being pulled. nice tranquil thumb in mouth.
collision course with the worst. undeniably stripped bare past
the capacity of catastrophic conditions. lick the porcelain
where your semen lies. swallow your own sorry and choke on your
pride. ahhh, yeah. a shit science, inevitable. spectacle,
introspection, thumbed through to scrutinize.
24.Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover)
Inbred jed, yea you might as well be dead. the removal of the
screws that fasten the brain into the skull. well how about them
hogs？
25.Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
Feed on the flies that feed on the food. making an 180 degree
turn. social inadequance from incompetent fucks.
26.Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
Out with the old. This is the new.
The minor details have been overlooked.
Plastic people making plastic tres grow out of concrete,
This landscape lacks intellectual quality.
Emergency.
27.Straight from the Horse's Mouth
Tighten the tie, lengthen the leg. suck on the shit, scramble
the egg. shed that old skin for some feathers. as noses bleed,
trumpets are trumpeting, noses are bleeding. triumphant cattle
mutilations. that damn saint nick with chocolate-flavored razor
blades.
28.An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
Aim for the heart 'cause you've seen it on t.v., aim for the
heart 'cause you've seen it in a movie. often given what is
wanted. because blood only mixes with so many other chemicals.
some of the specifics quickly affect the brain.
29.Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
You look older than you should. and that pretty face can go to
hell. now you can own your own jim jones-style cult. sometimes
werewolves look like little bunnies, and spawn plenty of others.
30.Backbones of Jack Asses
Through with you present tongue. want to split the cost of
bringing this to a head. there is always an open grave for you
and your bullshit.
31.Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
Tear the rabbit in half so the meat can eat. tenderized,
sanctified. chalk the walk, kill the talk. your fallacious
arguments spilling out of it's rear end 'til it's been bled bone
dry and used as a token of good charm.
32.Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
Carpentry isn't overrated, but the human trash that builds
larger examples of non-human garbage definitely run in the realm
of expendability. suicide is not a vice, it's a virtue and
should be regarded as such like lying and masturbation.
33.High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
Undulating backfire. bedroom eyes, twenty／twenty. limping
through the frivolous. scanning through the scandalous. face to
face where do these things come from damn it？ out of unsorted
vicious impalement.
34.Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a
Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)
Painstaking saga fits. downhill path looked over. wide range of
discreet jokes. utopia is fine. glorious phase tailored nicely.
regular ruin freshly disabled／fucked.
35.Kill Roger Hedgecock
Most things go unnoticed with your eyes gouged out. they can
only twist your arm so much.
36.Hairspray Suppository
Illness is a problem, not a convenience. sometimes things are
started and never finished. the stitch out of time never saves
nine. diagnosed with a fucking illness. rome was never build in
a day.
37.Cattle Mutilation
Burnt out and left for dead. you can't break the broke. what
goes around comes around. watch the fuck out. this is an
abduction.
38.Prepare to Qualify
Quick to learn the tricks of the trade. Bone really can't
withstand a good blow from a sturdy hammer. It's all over. Quick
to learn the fucking tricks of the fucking trade.
39.Pain Reliever
The hand can be severed, but synthetics work as well. Sometimes
better. We will never learn. Fuck.
40.Off by a Long Shot
Proceeding the loop. Contorted to fix. Inconstant burdon. Leave
what you have left. Infamous stance, garauntees prance. It's too
fucking late. Unsuspiciously, you thought you won.
41.#99
This is about the 99th link between you and yourself.
42.Head Hits Concrete
Fall, fucking fall. This measurment of shit. There was no
request. So much time, but the cake has been eaten.
43.Ass Gravity
Escape the trap of time.
The cage of material.
Enter Balance.
Acceptance of our cosmic right and their worldly wrong.
They are disease of this life.
Stolen.
When they see they can't live without her,
they will wish they hadn't fucked with her.
44.Keep Off the Tracks
Keep off the tracks, still be severed.
An effortless tension waiting to spark.
Truth will only be looked at as lies.
A lesson to learn, which road to travel.
In this world they can decide your fate.
Don't you hear the screaming locomotive.
Can't you feel their hate grinding.
Stupid earth trodden creatures, yourself.
Sowing the seeds of rot, to death.
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